Home Care Aficionados Pillows

'I'm here to check the condition your condition is in.'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Children's Nursery

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

"Great Perfume!"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

'Oh, wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

Woman ironing the curly cord from a computer mouse

New more powerful, furniture polish.

"Welcome to Mom's place. I'll be your waitress, dishwasher, and cook tonight..."

'Try and stay alive until the government have finished their consultation process.'

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel."

The Assistant

'Hello, high gloss floor wax - I'd like customer service. Yeah - I would like to report a problem!'

'Where do we keep the boiling water?'

"Stop complaining...Just think of it as that, 'new hobby' you've been looking for."

'If kids have to be raised properly, does that hurt?'

PsIkeatrist.

'He's my father and I say we dump him pricate...!'

"Ok, ok, I'll use a bloody coaster!"