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'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Mozart's first movement: Leopold, come quick.'

'Oh, wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'The child is very illogical'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Whoa

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"He looks just like your husband."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

Maternity Ward

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Children's Nursery

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Uterus: One size fits all.

Bouncing baby

'It's a chicken.'