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'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

'The child is very illogical'

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Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'How many fingers do you see?'

Uterus: One size fits all.

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Bouncing baby

Giving Birth

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'