Personal Care Expert Pillows

Male grooming.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Self-esteem room

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Breast Height Chart

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'Mom's Spa'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Clock Tower Shadow

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'