Personal Care Expert Gifts

Male grooming.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Self-esteem room

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Breast Height Chart

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'Mom's Spa'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

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Clock Tower Shadow