Personal Care Enthusiast Gifts

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Self help acupuncture

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Spa

Surfing the daily stress

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Dating is so expensive...

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

Mr Metrosexual.

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Loofah Lady

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Love conquers all, except plaque.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

New Twenty Blades

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Shaving

How to recover from a bad day

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"