Personal Care Aficionado Pillows

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

Uses for Shower Stool

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'

Self help acupuncture

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Spa

Surfing the daily stress

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Dating is so expensive...

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Mr Metrosexual.

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Loofah Lady

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Love conquers all, except plaque.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

New Twenty Blades

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

How to recover from a bad day

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'