Client Care Aficionado Pillows

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

"You've got a bad case of Docwantsa Newkar."

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

Meds Toast

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

"He's a whiz kid."

'Don't worry! If your self diagnosis turns out to be correct this time, this will take care of it.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"You have what we are going to call Klitson's Disease, Mr. Klitson."

Good News, Bad News - Save the Leg.

'I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"I'd recommend this."

"Will that be for here or to go?"

'Try not to think about your car-parking charges.'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'