Client Care Aficionado Gifts

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

"He's a whiz kid."

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

"You've got a bad case of Docwantsa Newkar."

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

Meds Toast

'Don't worry! If your self diagnosis turns out to be correct this time, this will take care of it.'

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"You have what we are going to call Klitson's Disease, Mr. Klitson."

Good News, Bad News - Save the Leg.

'I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?'

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"I'd recommend this."

'Try not to think about your car-parking charges.'

"Will that be for here or to go?"

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'