Client Service Enthusiast Gifts

"Do you remember when ALL we had to worry about was dealing with clients?"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Direct Marketing...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'The customer is always right...'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

"I'd recommend this."

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"Will that be for here or to go?"

'Could you show me something that's more feature laden?'

Sharings,,,formerly complaints,

The competition's customer vs our customer.

"Right, shall we delay the discussion on customer care again and look at the urgent issue of declining sales and plummeting profits."

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

"It won't be long - we're in the process of hiring a cook now."

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

"Don't you DARE argue with me you ***(****) or I'll **** your ****."

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

Ring Bell for Service.

"You forgot the straw."

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

"It's fancy-schmantzy. I just wanted fancy."

"The customer is always right....the customer is ALWAYS right..."

"Fishing takes patience. I'll have more worms next week."

"And that is where we started to focus on customer care."

'It's a flight simulator for passengers.'

'I never get tipped!'

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."