Client Relationship Aficionado Gifts

Celebrating someone who’s a true client relationship aficionado? Discover a range of humorous and heartfelt items perfect for professionals who excel at networking, nurturing clients, and building lasting partnerships. Whether it’s for a birthday, appreciation, or just because, these products are crafted to honor their relationship mastery while bringing a smile.

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"There's not much Gordon won't do for his clients!"

"There's not much Gordon won't do for his clients!" mockup

"There's not much Gordon won't do for his clients!"

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Direct Marketing...

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'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.' mockup

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

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"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine." mockup

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

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'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.' mockup

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

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"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know." mockup

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

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What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important." mockup

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

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'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.' mockup

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

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"Legs up to here!"

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"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!" mockup

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

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'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...' mockup

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

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Credit card campaign ad

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Man Flap

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"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"He likes to make clients feel important..." mockup

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

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'This is my dance celebrating our new customer service guarantee!'

'This is my dance celebrating our new customer service guarantee!' mockup

'This is my dance celebrating our new customer service guarantee!'

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'Remind clients to come prepared for their initial consultation with documents, names, addresses, checkbook, credit cards, cash.'

'Remind clients to come prepared for their initial consultation with documents, names, addresses, checkbook, credit cards, cash.' mockup

'Remind clients to come prepared for their initial consultation with documents, names, addresses, checkbook, credit cards, cash.'

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Ban news chair

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'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.' mockup

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

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101 Positions/101 Excuses

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'He's not finished his media training!' mockup

'He's not finished his media training!'

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'...and seven years ago I donated one of my kidneys to him. I want it back.'

'...and seven years ago I donated one of my kidneys to him. I want it back.' mockup

'...and seven years ago I donated one of my kidneys to him. I want it back.'

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'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.' mockup

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

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'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?' mockup

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

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"You've always let me down in this marriage."

"You've always let me down in this marriage." mockup

"You've always let me down in this marriage."

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"Uh-oh. I think they're having a Bryn Mawr moment."

"Uh-oh. I think they're having a Bryn Mawr moment." mockup

"Uh-oh. I think they're having a Bryn Mawr moment."

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'So how did your cruises to separate continents work out?'

'So how did your cruises to separate continents work out?' mockup

'So how did your cruises to separate continents work out?'

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"Congratulations on your Pulitzer. Now, let's revisit the university's contract offer."

"Congratulations on your Pulitzer. Now, let's revisit the university's contract offer." mockup

"Congratulations on your Pulitzer. Now, let's revisit the university's contract offer."

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"I put myself in my clients' shoes. That way I can run faster than they can."

"I put myself in my clients' shoes. That way I can run faster than they can." mockup

"I put myself in my clients' shoes. That way I can run faster than they can."

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"Please don't work late ronight. I want time to have sex, eat you, and then go to bed at a reasonable hour."

"Please don't work late ronight. I want time to have sex, eat you, and then go to bed at a reasonable hour." mockup

"Please don't work late ronight. I want time to have sex, eat you, and then go to bed at a reasonable hour."

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'The customer is King'

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'This customer care policy is getting beyond a joke!!'

'This customer care policy is getting beyond a joke!!' mockup

'This customer care policy is getting beyond a joke!!'

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"Your agent is ready to look you in the eye now."

"Your agent is ready to look you in the eye now." mockup

"Your agent is ready to look you in the eye now."

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"You mean those were your hopes and dreams?"

"You mean those were your hopes and dreams?" mockup

"You mean those were your hopes and dreams?"

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"I don't know, I've never tried?" mockup

"I don't know, I've never tried?"

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Client Relationship Aficionado Gifts Collection

Client Relationship Aficionado Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the client relationship aficionado—perfect for those who love a good laugh with their morning brew.

Client Relationship Aficionado Pillows

Find cozy pillows that showcase their relationship-building talents—great for adding personality and humor to their home or office.

Client Relationship Aficionado Prints

Browse our prints that honor the client relationship expert in your life—dial up their decor with clever designs celebrating their skills.

Client Relationship Aficionado T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the art of connection—ideal for anyone who excels at nurturing professional relationships and enjoys a bit of witty style.