Client Relations Gifts

'The customer is King'

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

"There's not much Gordon won't do for his clients!"

'Remind clients to come prepared for their initial consultation with documents, names, addresses, checkbook, credit cards, cash.'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

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'The client has asked that you please stop referring to the product as, 'Crappy Crap Crap.'

"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Don't forget to read the small print.

'Pictures of your family?'

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

Let's shake on it.

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

"Providing the kind of service the customer is paying for could be a serious hassle."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

'Our customers don't want mutual funds that are an 'eclectic mix'.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

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'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

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