Client Liaison Gifts

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

Direct Marketing...

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'The client has asked that you please stop referring to the product as, 'Crappy Crap Crap.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Don't forget to read the small print.

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Let's shake on it.

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

'Pictures of your family?'

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'Our customers don't want mutual funds that are an 'eclectic mix'.'

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

'Yes sir, I'll get my chief daydreamer onto it now.'

Credit card campaign ad

business lunch

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

'He just got in. Better give him a chance to catch his bearings.'

'He's a major client.'

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

'This is my dance celebrating our new customer service guarantee!'

'He's not finished his media training!'

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

'Remind clients to come prepared for their initial consultation with documents, names, addresses, checkbook, credit cards, cash.'