Media Liaison Gifts

"Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements."

'He's not finished his media training!'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

In the Guru District

'How fast can you hype?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"National security adviser"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Gay Times...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Meet the Enemy

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Cord cutter

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."