Personal Care Aficionado T-Shirts

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

Uses for Shower Stool

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'

Self help acupuncture

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Spa

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Surfing the daily stress

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Dating is so expensive...

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Mr Metrosexual.

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Loofah Lady

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Love conquers all, except plaque.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Shaving

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'