Personal Care Fanatic Pillows

"Give me your wallet. And the name of your antiperspirant."

Self help acupuncture

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Moses separating his Laundry.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Dating is so expensive...

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Love conquers all, except plaque.

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

New Twenty Blades

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Clock Tower Shadow