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'He can't come to the phone right now, he's watering the plants.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I had to skip my workout."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'They sure have small litters.'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Dog Food

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."