Childcarer Gifts

Norland Nunnies

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

In the Guru District

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Children's Parties

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The Baby Walker

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Interior design trends for parents....

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."