Scaredy Cat Collector Gifts

Scared cat.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Monster Baseball

A centipede's Christmas stockings

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'Vacuums!'

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

'Pack your things we're moving.'

"How many is too many?"

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"What they hell are we looking at."

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

"They say as cats age, they lose their curiosity."

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

Kid dripping wet with dogs and cats to mom: 'You won't believe how hard it's raining!'

'My dad is a great hunter too: You should see him stalking his rubber mouse!'

Maybe you're right. Maybe we have too many cats.

"Whoa! Did you just hear the can opener?"

Yikes, I hope you're not superstitious.

Catfishing

"What? You know when I like something I always get a couple in each color."