Cat Comic Collector Pillows

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

I'm goin' on a spay-cation!

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'Here kitty...here kitty...'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Occasionally turn up your nose and walk away, even if it's delicious. Otherwise they'll get complacent."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

'Super Dog'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Bears catching fish

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."