Cat Art Collector Pillows

"I can give you some pills for her dry skin problem, but you'll just have to be patient and hope she grows out of this abstract impressionism phase."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Now this I get."

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Puss in Heels

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Evolution of the Cat.

"How many is too many?"

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Spoiled Cat.

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"What they hell are we looking at."

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

Doug was on the "No Cat List" – but even that didn't stop them.

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

'My dad is a great hunter too: You should see him stalking his rubber mouse!'

Kid dripping wet with dogs and cats to mom: 'You won't believe how hard it's raining!'

'You meowin' at me?'

"I don't care about gigabytes, RAM, or any of that. I just want the best computer to sit on."

Catfishing

'For the last time, this isn't that kind of web and I don't have any funny pictures of cats!'