Feline Art Enthusiast Pillows

"Now this I get."

"It's a work in progress."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Litter Tray Training

Pets.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Hecklers

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

'What's that humming sound?'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Pet Cemetery.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Funky Facts: Cats

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"So who is this First pet?"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."