Cat Art Collector Prints

"I can give you some pills for her dry skin problem, but you'll just have to be patient and hope she grows out of this abstract impressionism phase."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Now this I get."

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Puss in Heels

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Evolution of the Cat.

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"How many is too many?"

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Spoiled Cat.

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"What they hell are we looking at."

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

Kid dripping wet with dogs and cats to mom: 'You won't believe how hard it's raining!'

Doug was on the "No Cat List" – but even that didn't stop them.

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

'My dad is a great hunter too: You should see him stalking his rubber mouse!'

'You meowin' at me?'

"I don't care about gigabytes, RAM, or any of that. I just want the best computer to sit on."

'For the last time, this isn't that kind of web and I don't have any funny pictures of cats!'

Maybe you're right. Maybe we have too many cats.