Collecting Unique Cartoons Pillows

Goliath's Toe Truck

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Call me?"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Vegetarian Birds

Turkish Democracy

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

Peach flirting with a banana.

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Car joust.

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."