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Goliath's Toe Truck

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Call me?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

Turkish Democracy

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Vegetarian Birds

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Peach flirting with a banana.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Car joust.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'