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Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

Camel In The Tent

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'It's a bill collector!'

Minister's File

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

Golfer in a tree.

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Need to know basis

"You must be the demolition team."

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

Another myth dispelled.

'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

Welcome to Heaven

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

Gravedigger

'Ah, you must be the paper boy!'

'Here are the latest poll results...'hype' leads 'truth' by a 2-1 margin.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Sleeping Fish.

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"