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'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Do you do much walking?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Horse draws a baby carriage.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

Top Secret Files

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

Cat being licked by plant.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'Going up?'