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'Next!'

Ducking and Diving

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Theatre Masks and Butts

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Social Distancing Club

"Do you do much walking?"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

You'd think I'd learn after four dates, but I keep running back to her.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"It's your turn to change him."

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Cow Wash Cycle.