Quirky Comic Fans Prints

'Next!'

Ducking and Diving

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Do you do much walking?"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

"It's your turn to change him."

Cow Wash Cycle.

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"It covers up all the debt."