Quirky Cartoon Collectors Gifts

Drink going for 'Fizzyotherapy'.

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'I probably shouldn't sell this guy a gun.'

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

'Overruled, you may continue.'

"I'm tellin ya, Ed, those things sure give me the heebie-jeebies."

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Dental surgery for beavers.

Men moving a hanged man to chop down the tree he's hanging from

What do you mean Bra Hamsters?

Cat using the 'Kitty Litter'.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'At ease, soldier.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Shell Fire

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"My guess it's guacamole."

Young Gums

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'