Quirky Cartoon Collectors Gifts

Drink going for 'Fizzyotherapy'.

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'I probably shouldn't sell this guy a gun.'

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

'Overruled, you may continue.'

"I'm tellin ya, Ed, those things sure give me the heebie-jeebies."

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Dental surgery for beavers.

Men moving a hanged man to chop down the tree he's hanging from

What do you mean Bra Hamsters?

Cat using the 'Kitty Litter'.

"Two minutes old and you're already asking for cosmetic surgery?"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Snoopy with Laptop

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'At ease, soldier.'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.