Quirky Cartoon Appreciator Gifts

Skeleton playing fetch.

If anyone offers you a headswap, just say no!

"Your mother wasn't supposed to give you away, but you're back now and that's all that matters."

Santa naked.

Undertakers Pole

Genetic Research Institute.

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

"Give me back my scarf and hat!"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Check out the old dude.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Whose the new guy?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

Pea

Downsizing.

Cat has birds on whiskers,