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Devil with Putin's Photo on his Desk

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Packaging Russian Dolls

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Santa's Helpers

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

"You may have heard some very slanderous rumours about this company."

God Bless America, God Help Syria

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'Is it urgent?'

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

In Which the CEO Takes a Meeting with His Pet Senator

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'Edna, the company was serious when it said it planned on promoting from within.'

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

How Moms explain.

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

NHS Suicide Counselling

Feet Off the Ground

'Charles! Just the man I want to see. Could you pass me my coffee?'

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

"Damn it, Turner, you were supposed to orchestrate public opinion."