Lover Of Quirky Cartoons Mugs

Symbiotic Relationship: Cow and Frog

Sleeping Fish.

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Whose the new guy?"

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"I think he just ashed on me."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Camel In The Tent

"Larry! Swine flu!"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"This thing is so slow!"

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

Minister's File

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'This is what happens when you mess about with nature.'

"Once they're under they'll never know."

"You must be the demolition team."

Dry Lipped Cow.

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

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