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"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

"You must be the demolition team."

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

How Moms explain.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'It's a bill collector!'

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

Golfer in a tree.

Need to know basis

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

'There was a guy named cracker? HA HA!'

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

"Occupied!"

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

Sleeping Fish.

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

"Well there's certainly nothing wrong with your reflexes..."

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"No, no... your driver license."

'Snake eyes or no snake eyes, the tall, skinny guy at the end of the table wins again.'

Underdog.