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'What's gotten into Grandma? 'No' was right on the tip of her tongue today.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"We have an exceptionally loyal workforce."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

How Moms explain.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

"You must be the demolition team."

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Need to know basis

Golfer in a tree.

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'There was a guy named cracker? HA HA!'

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

"Occupied!"

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

'When are you going to clean out this closet?'

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

'Do you have a reservation?'

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Sleeping Fish.

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

'Watch out for falling archers.'

"No, no... your driver license."