Lover Of Lighthearted Cartoons Prints

'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'It's a bill collector!'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

"You must be the demolition team."

Need to know basis

Golfer in a tree.

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

"I can't shake the feeling that people don't respect me."

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

"Occupied!"

'Ah, you must be the paper boy!'

Sleeping Fish.

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

"You'll need this stick."

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"The doctor is a little squeamish, so don't mention anything gross."

"Well there's certainly nothing wrong with your reflexes..."

'Between you and me, I'd rather be me.'

'You must be the one interested in the job as a temp?'

'Snake eyes or no snake eyes, the tall, skinny guy at the end of the table wins again.'

Bird Feeder Restaurant