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'We've talked it over, and we've decided to hold you for observation.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'It's a bill collector!'

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

"You must be the demolition team."

Golfer in a tree.

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Need to know basis

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

"Occupied!"

'Ah, you must be the paper boy!'

Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

'Do you have a reservation?'

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Sleeping Fish.

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"The doctor is a little squeamish, so don't mention anything gross."

'Between you and me, I'd rather be me.'

"Well there's certainly nothing wrong with your reflexes..."

'You must be the one interested in the job as a temp?'

'Snake eyes or no snake eyes, the tall, skinny guy at the end of the table wins again.'

Bird Feeder Restaurant

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"