Cartoon Comics Fan Gifts

'Oh stop complaining. Do you ever hear me complaining?'

"I still feel vulnerable despite the mask and gloves."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Reagacentennial

A caveman paints from life

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Early photobombing

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Look! No hands!"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

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