Comics Lover Mugs

'My god ! - I must have been mad thinking there was safety in numbers !'

'Quit complaining. We all started out as a low man on the totem pole.'

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'

Superhero

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"I'd really like to retire and spend more time gathering."

'Antibodies on the Go - An I-Can-Read Medical Book'

'You can only believe half of what you read on a cave wall.'

'Clark, dear. It's your mom. Are you decent?'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'It's so CROWDED! Between you and me, I'm not very good with people.' 'Between you and me, that's why you're here.'

'My kingdom for a horse - or a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad.'

To discourage unwanted advances from dates, Belinda outfitted herself with rumble strips.

'I have a foolproof escape plan, but it'll have to wait until my toenails get a little longer.'

Super Obama!

'He's falling behind again - I told you he'd bed trouble!'

'You'll lose all your powers to Brussels.'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

"I don't think I'm quite ready for society to go totally paper-less."

Respected Professionals

Baskin and Robin

I've given up trying to figure out what earth-shattering change is coming. If the end is near, I don't want to know. Nobody ever sees it coming. I think I never saw that coming is probably the most-used phrase in the English language. I just downloaded iPocalypse, the new iPhone app that uses GPS technology to point you to oncoming calamities. Bee-beep. Turn-around.

Why Centrist Democrats Can't Get to Bernie Sanders

The Black Hole Commission

Before leaping tall buildings in a single bound, Superman always made sure to do adequate stretching exercises

"Is it so bad to check everyone's oven as I fly by?"

Plate tectonics is going to kill us all. Mmmmm. "Plate." Plate tectonics moves the continents 15 miles every million years. In 250 million years, there'll just be one huge continent and every coastal city will be buried under enormous mountains. We've got to do something about this. You can bring me a plate of meat.

Not begging, just drinking coffee.

I'd prefer you put on a proper medical gown, Superman.

Superhero Lounge. His power is buying things in large quantities at a discount. He's "The Bulk"!

For the Children

A TABLET for reading? Yeah, like THAT'S gonna catch on.

'Hurry! To the Escape Pod!'

Psychiatrist

NBC Olympic coverage.