Historical Comedy Lover Gifts

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Tall major and small page boy

'Not now, Slugger... I've got a rotten headache.'

'My parents always wanted me to have a head start in life.'

"What happened to women and children first?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Yes, all at once!'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Primitive magician

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"Bonk!"

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

Nanki Poo

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

The Algonquin Round Table

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'