Historical Comedy Fans Gifts

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Bonk!"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Nanki Poo

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

Charles Darwin, stand-up comic

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

'I like a man in a suit.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

Mothers Pride and Prejudice.