Historical Comedy Fans Gifts

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."

"Not to worry, sire! It's just the farm implement trade show coming to town!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Bonk!"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Nanki Poo

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Charles Darwin, stand-up comic

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

'I like a man in a suit.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

Pillaging For Mom

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Mothers Pride and Prejudice.

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."