Historical Comedy Lovers Gifts

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Bonk!"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Nanki Poo

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

The Algonquin Round Table

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Psychologist Birthdays

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"