Historical Comedy Lover Mugs

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Tall major and small page boy

'Not now, Slugger... I've got a rotten headache.'

'My parents always wanted me to have a head start in life.'

"What happened to women and children first?"

"Actually Count, you could have taken full distribution of your I.R.A. some time before the French Revolution."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Yes, all at once!'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

This side is the gag reel.

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"Bonk!"

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

Nanki Poo

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

The Algonquin Round Table

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'