Retro Cartoon Fans Gifts

"You wrote asking for a sex manual?"

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Harcourt's Defeat in 1895 Election

'My eyesight's not what it used to be.'

How Will They Manage without Us?

Disraeli Cements his Leadership over Conservatives

William Tweed - Beyond the Reach of the Law

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

'And just where did you study medicine?'

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."

"Look that way! From the ground you can look up."

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

Francois Mitterrand

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

Disraeli's Empty Promises to Agriculture

Self Practice for Paratroopers

'Did that thing just abduct your dollar.'

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

"You have been listening to the world premier of Glukovsky's 'Revolt of the Machine.'

"Cowabunga! Guess whose arthritis just kicked in? Advanced age, mutant ninja turtles"

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

"No open toes. I have a puppy."