Retro Cartoon Admirers Gifts

'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Penguin

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Footing The Bill

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Harcourt's Defeat in 1895 Election

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'My eyesight's not what it used to be.'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Disraeli Cements his Leadership over Conservatives

House Broken.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

William Tweed - Beyond the Reach of the Law

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

Rabbit pulls magician from a hat.

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'