Retro Cartoon Admirers Gifts

'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Penguin

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Footing The Bill

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

Harcourt's Defeat in 1895 Election

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

How Will They Manage without Us?

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

'My eyesight's not what it used to be.'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Disraeli Cements his Leadership over Conservatives

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

William Tweed - Beyond the Reach of the Law

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

House Broken.

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

Rabbit pulls magician from a hat.

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."