Classic Cartoon Fans Mugs

'Regarding my Sunday sermon which you typed up, Ms. Sims...it's not 'Saddam and Gomorrah'...'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Piranhaclaus

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"She wishes to range free!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Recalculating route..."

The Pink Bantha

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'