Comedy Cartoon Collector Pillows

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

'Run, people, run! It's a Polkageist!'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

Polly want a cracker?

The Karate Kitten.

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"Of course you'd rather eat a hundred dozen jelly donuts..."

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

The Most Interesting Cat In The World

"Rodney is part of the crumbling infrastructure."

"So, why do you want to work here?"

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

"If you like beeping your horn, and want to be heard, then your search is over."

"Nice tree! Did you chew that one down yourself?"

"Cough! Cough! Cough! Hack-hack! Cough! cough! cough!"

'On second thought, Santa's not so sure you will get everything you want on this list.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

There are tracking dogs and then there are tracking dogs!

'...It doesn't look good for us guys'

"Delivery? I thought you were going to get takeout poodle."

'I'll see you guys when you get there.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Pleased to meet you, George, my name's Arthur.'

Wait, did you spend five years begging me to take you back just so you could dump me?"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."