Cartoon Comedy Collector Pillows

Elephant in tail holding line has pulled tail off.

'And you say you died a virgin! That's a sin!'

Night of the Stingy Vampire Hunters

Noah's lesser known brother.

Adultery

'When Santa leaves the North Pole this Christmas eve. You can be sure of one thing...'

Sperm Bank - "How much were you thinking of spending?"

"Just our luck, out of all the seats we get the ones in front of the whooping cranes!"

"Goodness, is it that time of the month already, dear?"

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

'I want her checked for DRUGS!'

"How long have you had this morbid fear of drowning?"

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Cat box"

Love at First Sight

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

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"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

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