Comedy Cartoon Collector Prints

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

'Run, people, run! It's a Polkageist!'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

Polly want a cracker?

The Karate Kitten.

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"Of course you'd rather eat a hundred dozen jelly donuts..."

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

The Most Interesting Cat In The World

Rudolph's Half Brother - Dumas the Red Assed Reinmule.

"He's in training for the World Cup."

"Rodney is part of the crumbling infrastructure."

"So, why do you want to work here?"

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

"If you like beeping your horn, and want to be heard, then your search is over."

"Nice tree! Did you chew that one down yourself?"

"Cough! Cough! Cough! Hack-hack! Cough! cough! cough!"

'On second thought, Santa's not so sure you will get everything you want on this list.'

Tragedy strikes the Sandler family when Ian overfeeds his sea monkeys.

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Rex uses food bowl as satellite dish.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

There are tracking dogs and then there are tracking dogs!

'...It doesn't look good for us guys'

"Delivery? I thought you were going to get takeout poodle."

'I'll see you guys when you get there.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Pleased to meet you, George, my name's Arthur.'

The bad news is that it can't be removed, Mr. Fusco. But the good news is that it's by far the best Ernest Borgnine tattoo I've ever seen. ! !

Wait, did you spend five years begging me to take you back just so you could dump me?"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

Donald Trump said he'd have run into that school shooting without a gun to stop it. I'm way ahead of you, Randy. I've already developed a first-person shooter based on the Call of Duty engine. You play Trump, all decked out in his usual black suit and red power tie. Video-game Trump has to personally take out all of America's enemies. He's armed with nothing but his uncouth tweets. Game has a bug, though. As soon as it starts, video-game Trump keeps getting deferments because of bone spurs. Call