Comedy Comic Collector Prints

"Peepo deedn't like dat I whas a bandido who used gons to steal corn cheeps."

Occu-Pie Mars

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

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'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"You've changed."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Super Dog'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.